Monday, November 03, 2008

Why do Mercedes Benz drivers have to be such ASSHOLES?

Why do they change lanes without signaling?

Why must they flash other drivers on the right lane?
Why do they assume other drivers will give way when they change lane without signaling?

Why must they tailgate every car on the road?

Why do they assume they can behave like complete assholes?

Why are all of them fucking ugly?

Because the men have fucking small dicks, and the women fucking small breasts, so they want to take it out on everyone else.

Because they are members of the Scumbag Club and thus, behave as such.

Because they want attention on their car instead of their fucking ugly faces.

Because they are brought up to be idiots.

Because all of them have gonorrhea.

Because they want to join their friends in hell.