Why do Mercedes Benz drivers have to be such ASSHOLES?
Why do they change lanes without signaling?
Why must they flash other drivers on the right lane?
Why do they assume other drivers will give way when they change lane without signaling?
Why must they tailgate every car on the road?
Why do they assume they can behave like complete assholes?
Why are all of them fucking ugly?
Because the men have fucking small dicks, and the women fucking small breasts, so they want to take it out on everyone else.
Because they are members of the Scumbag Club and thus, behave as such.
Because they want attention on their car instead of their fucking ugly faces.
Because they are brought up to be idiots.
Because all of them have gonorrhea.
Because they want to join their friends in hell.
posted by Adrenaline at 11:09 PM
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i concur!
I would like to add to that list of areshole drivers.
Taxi drivers. Especially those driving the Mercedes and Gyundai ones.
Those stupid Zhnged Hyundais.
People driving big ass MPVs and SUVs who cannot gauge their size, have piss poor judgement that cause them to keep on swerving out from their lanes.
Fuckers who keep to the speed limit when there is no speed camera, the first lane is clear for miles around, the second lane is clear for miles around, and they refuse to move into the second lane, because they are travelling at 70 km/h what! Nabei, Fuckers. Right lane is overtaking you wankers.
I have noticed van drivers developing arsehole tendencies as well. They now think it right toi drive all over the road. Even the first lane, because they can now go up to 70. Again, I know you can fuck in the back of your van in privacy. Doesn't mean that you should drive on public roads like a fucker right?
And then there are the idiot fuckers driving some shit like the Nissan Latio, especially, who drive like madmen on a car that is slow to accelerate, has piss poor handling, a CVT transmission that does highlight the car's bad points, a car that might as well be made out of paper for all it rigidity and stiffness. Crumple zones that crumple at the slightest touch. You could dent one of by poking it hard. And yet, you want to go zooming around like you're in a Lamborghini? Forget it, I'm not going to engage you, you go and kill yourself.
Young punk drivers who think their father's Honda Civic with I-VTEC is Singapore's equivalent of a Formula One car, and that having a license means they are Singapore equivalent of Ayrton Senna. You want to know what happened to Senna? He became the late great Senna, after crashing. These cars are usually accompanied with ah lian and ah beng friends.
Though I must admit to being comforted by a nice thought. The stupid can have a tendency to die young.
I have this temptation to jam brake fuckers that tailgate me. Why? Your car very fast is it? Go and take out a tree or something lah. If the road ahead has no car, I would also want to speed like nobody's business. But Singapore so small, the roads will usually have cars what!
See why I have road rage?
ogre: ok, i only have things against mercendez benz drivers, but u have this thing agst all other drivers on the road!! hahah...
i was waiting for u to kb abt toyota vios drivers =P hahha , but u smartly chose not to mention.
Come on people, support SMRT :D!
merry christmas to you! : )
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