I am buried under my pile of work.
My schedule for this week is entirely packed. Trainings from 9am to 5pm. Lunch break cum meeting in between. Shipments out this week are crazy. And during my trainings, there is not much help to cover my work. Actually, there is help. But my mentor who's covering me during this time has her own work to do, and she can't cover all the shipments I'm responsible for. So I have to get into office before training starts, ie. 7.30am, and work beyond normal office hours to finish my work. And it's still not finished! Argh .....
On other news, Sian's birthday is coming! I think his last post on the birthday card thingy was a hint that he wants people to mail him birthday cards. Unfortunately, I do not have his mailing address; I only know how to get there.
But I can't deliver the card by hand for I am sure to include a kick on his ass along with a punch whenever I see him. Can't help it; his face induces such behavior.
Being the very good friend that I am, though, I am calling for suggestions on what me and gang can get him for a birthday gift. Just so he doesn't get suicidal when he receives no present for the xth consecutive year. I wouldn't want him to die now; he hasn't given me my ang bao for my wedding.
So all, be creative and throw me suggestions. But please be realistic and don't ask me to get him a girlfriend. I wouldn't want to do such things to my kind as I am a firm believer of retribution.
But I don't mind chipping in to get him laid though =D It would make such juicy gossip during poly gatherings.
And since, I am obviously considering Chinese Chess to be one of the options, you can leave this out in your list =)
p.s. An update on Zhebin for his readers: He is doing fine, except with no hair. On the head. And has a bunk mate who likes to touch his butt. I am a bit worried for him. But he promises to update really, really soon, so keep a look out.
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Bday gift suggestions for Sian:
1) How to write Poems for Dummies
2) 1-mth/yr supply of extra strong pimple cream for butt skin
3) How to manage multiple-personality disorder for Dummies
4) KFC (or insert-fast-food-restaurant) voucher
5) A shirt that says "At least my mummy still loves me"
ok maybe #5 is a little mean but then it seems really apt coming from you for him I think... =)
Hope your workload eases off soon!
Buy him a gay porn video. Firstly, it'll disturb him greatly. Secondly, he might actually like it.
send him to makeover package.
probably it'll help..kekeke
I already have a chinese set already you dodo. In fact, I have two :D!
I really appreciate you confessing your love for me by openly asking for ideas about my birthday gift, but I must reject you gently because I prefer homely girls :) Heh.
eh, i have a suggestion. Use your blog as a singles advertisement space, to get Sibeh Sian a date for his birthday. Ask interested parties to email you lor. haha. But needs intensive publicity.
Get him a full length mirror!
give him a birthday bash!
Buy him toilet paper lah.
Office Bimbo Pink Letter can only wipe so many times.
gracie: wah lau, i like #5 the most leh! haha ...
ogre: nay. i bet he has tons of that at home, all locked up in his secret compartment (the wall between the toilet and kitchen) so that his mommy won't find out.
spinnee: and spends lotsa of cash so that he'll look better?? it's not the cash that'll disturb me; it's him NOT being able to look better that disturbs me.
sian: ha! oh please. i wouldn't want to compete with BQT. wahahahah ...
weez: fantastic idea! but but, how do i filter out those psychos from the actually weird homely gals who might be interested in him? i only want to set him up wif psychos leh.
sunflower: hmm. seriously, can consider hor.
anonymous: if i do get him that, it'll be one he'll never forget =)
jay: i doubt he's doing that wif the BO's letter. cos i do think that on some levels, he's actually in love wif her.
but toilet paper is not a bad idea tho'. i can put itchy powder on it prior to giving him =D
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