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Very often, I wonder where artistes and songwriters get their inspiration. It could the laughter of a child, the rustling of leaves, and the sound of rain. When it comes to writing, I get a lot of inspiration from daily life. People and things I see during the course of the most usual routine.

However, there are times when you’re inspired to write becos some annoying person has pissed you off greatly. Zhebin should know this well; he gets pissed easily :P

I had wanted to blog about wat a fantastic job I have and the wonderful benefits that my company provides. But of course, im afraid that some of you reading this might end up feeling resentful that while you’re still stuck in your bloody dead-end job with that lousy pay, other people are having such a good time at work. So, in order to prevent you from trying to hurl rotten eggs or spit at me (which in the process you will dirty your own monitor and feel even more pissed,) I have decided to blog about Sibeh Sian and his romantic affair with a particular gal during his attachment days. I think you guys will like this one.

SBS: I have warned you before, haven’t I? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Don’t mess with me.

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Some years ago, we were all selected to carry out our internship at our beautiful airport. A total of 12 of us were engaged and we were all despatched to different departments, but under the same unit. I was placed in the office with 4 other guys (Sibeh Sian was one of them) and 1 other gal.

Initially, things were fine. We had a great time but as time passed by, this other gal, whom we nicknamed BQT, started to have some problems with us. I'm not sure if it was because she knew about our constant gossips that centred around her hair, her face and of course, her attitude.

Now, a little background of BQT:

She is not Chinese, suffered from bad-hair-day everyday, and from far, she looked like a cross between Santa Claus (without the jolliness) and a potted plant.

As for how the nick, BQT came about, it was short for .... *drums roll* ....

包 清 天

Bao Qing Tian

As the name suggests, this woman came to work everyday with a "black face". You can't really blame us for calling her that. It was like PMS everyday for her. We didn't understand why, although we did avoid hanging out with her, and sometimes we would snigger whenever she walked past. Maybe that was why.

Anyway, BQT had this fettish for Ricky Martin. She kept talking about what a cute and sexy butt Ricky Martin had. However, she soon realised that Ricky Martin would probably not fall in love with her and she started turning her attention to the guys around her.

Firstly, she started with The Doctor. And I am reluctant to mention a most traumatising experience for him. After all, he is now trying to get on with his life.

After the failed attempt with The Doctor, she turned her attention to Sibeh Sian. For those of you who don't know him, Sibeh Sian walks gay and weird. Really. He walked like he had a twisted butt and not in a good way. But this weird walk appealed to BQT greatly, and she started taking an interest in him. She would comment on what an "oh-so-sexy" butt Sibeh Sian had everytime he walked past her. Obviously, I disagree. But hey, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

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Sorry guys, it's 2am. I would love to continue, but im too tired. I promise to come out with more juicy stories about Sibeh Sian and BQT, be it fake or real.