Retribution

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Something given or demanded in repayment, especially punishment.

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Punishment by God

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A justly deserved penalty

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Bad Kharma


That's right. And when retribution comes, it usually demands repayment with sky high interest.

Like when you parked your car at Serangoon Gardens becos you want to eat at Chomp Chomp and you returned to find your car covered almost entirely with (bird) shit. Literally.

Or it'll creep up quietly from behind you and suddenly bites you in the ass.

You think you have gotten away with not displaying parking coupons for the longest time until you received the annoying red notices. Several in a row.


Ladies and gentlemen, I am sad to announce my retribution, is now here.

I am sure you all know that for the longest period of time, I've always had an easy time at work. From my job after poly graduation to my first job after uni to my last job, I had always been dedicating a sufficient amount of time to the internet (during working hours).

You see, I believe in giving back wat I have earned to society. So by surfing more, it justifies the massive amount of pop-up ads and spam you get everyday and the economy is progressing and people are earning more money and there will be less poor people and everyone is happy and blah blah blah ...

But now, the due amount of time not spent on work has come to claim its revenge with interest piled up over the years. I am stuffed with work.

If I am a condom, you will think I am a bloody hot-air balloon.

If I am a roasted turkey on a Thanksgiving table, you will think that I have been stuffed with ten other turkeys with stuffing inside.

My work is like breast milk. It never stops flowing (as long as someone keeps sucking).

I feel like a potato. My body is whipped and my brain is fried.

.............

That's it. I need to wake up at bloody 6.30am so that I can reach work at bloody 7.30am so that I can buy myself more time, without having to pick up fucking annoying phone calls and reading haunting emails, to do real work.

Goodnight. I hope you all get your retribution too =D