ANNOUNCEMENTS

1) I was actually kidding about sending flowers and all. So there is actually no need to send me anything. A nice sms wishing me everlasting health, weath and beauty would be good enough =)

2) Ok, this is very, very important. I'm holding a hen party for a bride-to-be, and I'm in need of a MALE STRIPPER.

The hen party consist of a group of 7 to 12 girls and most of them have not seen a male stripper before. Expect a lot of gigglings and touching. Most of them are straight eligible gals. The stripper can proceed to hit on anyone after the show, me included (except the bride-to-be), *wide grin*

Our budget ranges from $280 to $380 for a half hour performance. It is preferable that you bring your own props, like stereo, selected CDs, cowboy hats, chains, strawberries, etc. We can provide chairs and electricity for you.

Our requirements:

Guy, preferably height at 1.7m and above.
- No beer belly. But a six-pack on yourself would be great :P
- Tight butt. The kind that girls would go crazy for.
- Free on the 16th Sept between 10.00pm to 11.00pm.
- Can dance and put up a performance. You need to be able to entertain.
- Must not be ugly or worse, fugly. (Barn*y: If you're reading this, you know you are out.)
- Preferably single, so that we can hit on you if you are gorgeous.
- Located in Singapore.

If there is anyone you know who is dying to flash themselves or does this for a living, pls leave your contact number or email address on the comments page. Most of the terms are negotiable. Reply by 12th Sept. And if you want me to audition you, I would be very happy to :)

p.s. The budget we have is for someone who would strip down to nothing. If you are willing to strip down to only your G-string, note that the money would be reduced by at least 50%. Sorry, but this is a realistic world. Unless of course, you have something else to offer ....... *lifts an eyebrow*

p.p.s If you're willing to trade (like doing it for free, but wants to see some boobies in return), please also let me know. I could ask the girls if they're interested. But you must fulfil all the criteria as stated above and must be good looking. Do remember that if you're REALLY goooood, we would be willing to tuck dollar notes into your oh-so-sexy G-string.

If you know of no such person, do me a BIG, BIG favour and help me spread this through your blogs, okie?

Thank you so muchie!