A short one

I have been extremely busy this past week, which made me too tired to blog. To leave you guys with a new entry, the following is an extract from an email I received a long time ago.

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Marketing Theories

Source: Unknown

Several people I know have asked for me an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:


You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

>> That's Direct Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

>> That's Advertising


You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

>> That's Telemarketing


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

>> That's Public Relations


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

>> That's Brand Recognition


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.

>> That's Sales Representation


Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

>> That's Tech Support


You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

>> That's Spam!!!

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Say, you're the handsome guy at the party, how would you like to be approached?