Today we will talk about Marketing

(dedicated to Barney who is now buried in marketing notes. I think.)

As usual, I was doing nothing much and i saw this pamphlet on my table.

Why did she get the guy to feed her? He doesn't have much looks.

Why did she not put it on herself so that he can eat it off her?

Why is studying with so many textbooks considered a form of "Joy"?

I mean, if Pizza Hut wants consumers to celebrate our "joy" with their pizzas, I think they should use a more realistic picture. Like:

Oooh yeah ...

Okay, this is a badly done picture but you get the idea. Most people are hungry after some good action anyway, so you may as well use the opportunity to promote some sinful pizzas, along with some healthy fruits.

Pizzas (or any other food for that matter) can also be marketed like this:

Don't worry, our value meals are very affordable.

You see, human beings tend to value people/food/dogs/cigarettes that have gone through thick and thin with them. So this picture can be used as a marketing tactic to instill customer loyalty!

Wow. I am sooo brilliant. And i didn't even major in marketing. *very smart grin*

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I think I have too much time on my hands.

Please send me some pizzas so that I will shut up.