Why it's better being a Man than a woman

1) You don't have to excuse yourself from the room when you want to scratch your balls or other private parts

2) You can be totally sex-crazed and just blame it on your hormones without being labelled a slut

3) You can drive a BMW at age 30 without being misjudged as a "Kept Man"

4) As long as you have money, you can sleep with girls in their early twenties no matter what age you are

5) You can pee standing, avoiding all the remains and bacteria left over by the previous occupant of the cubicle

6) Hell, you don't even need to go into a cubicle to pee

7) You can inflat your ego anytime just by thinking you have the biggest dick around

8) You can be 40 and single, but nobody notices

9) You don't have to bleed every month

10) You can go to Malay barbers for hair cuts that cost only 10 bucks


Why it's better being a woman than a man

1) Multiple orgasms