About Paraphrasing ....

You see, people never tell the truth. Particularly men. I'm sure everybody's heard of their fellow guy pals who claimed to have screwed 7 times in one night or they have super fat dicks or how they were "conned" of their virginity. But if you want the truth, you must learn the art of paraphrasing.

Last night, my friends and I were trying to dig out some dirt from one of our fellow school mates on a particular short affair that he had. We asked a lot of questions, but his answers were very un-exciting. That is, we were not getting the juicy details that we wanted even though we were pretty sure something happened. So very cleverly, we rephrased our questions and at the end of the night, everyone went home, feeling almost satisfied.

So you see, paraphrasing is an essential skill that everyone should be trained at. If you happen to have very low IQ or is retarded and has no idea what i'm toking about, here are some examples:

Normal Question:
So did anything happened between the two of you?

Rephrased Question:
So was there any skin contact?

Normal Question:
Did you guys hold hands?

Rephrased Question:
Did she hold your hand?

Normal Question:
Did you go to her house?

Rephrased Question:
Were you conned into her room?

Normal Question:
Did you two kiss?

Rephrased Question:
What did she had for dinner? or
How did her tongue taste like?

Now you gotta be very careful here, cos if you ask too directly, like "did you two french?", your friend might not be too comfortable to tell you that he did stuck his tongue inside her mouth.

Normal Question:
Did you guys do it in the car?

Rephrased Question:
Boy, the car must have been a little cramped, eh?

Normal Question:
Did you see her breasts?

Rephrased Question:
What's the colour of her bra?

Normal Question:
Did you grab her breasts?

Rephrased Question:
Did her breasts touch your hands? or
Did she rub her breasts against your hands?

Normal Question:
Did she blow you?

Rephrased Question:
So does she swallow or spit? or
Did she try to swallow your dick?

Normal Question:
Did you guys have sex?

Rephrased Question:
Did she force her pu*** around your dick?

Normal Question:
Did you guys use protection?

Rephrased Question:
What's the flavour of the condom you used?

The rephrased questions are interchangeable. Like if you wanna know if they had sex, you can also ask about the flavour of the condom.

Strategies can also be used when asking. You can ask him many questions at the same time, repeating the same questions over and over and if your friend had been lying, he wouldn't remember to tell the same lie twice once he is confused.

If you had asked a normal question first, followed by a rephrased question, contradiction in the answers would mean your friend was lying earlier. In this case, you would be able to find your friend guilty of dishonesty and sentence him to footing the bill for dinner. In this way, everybody (except the dishonest fellow) wins =)