Recently, I started on a (new) PS2 game called Larry Suite. Or something to that effect. I didn't expect myself to get hooked onto this game.

Background:
A college (university in USA). Larry, the main star, has been studying in college for a while and being the loser that he is, has difficulty trying to pick up girls.

There are many different objectives and guidelines are given as to how to achieve them. My role is to help Larry achieve his objectives of sleeping with as many girls as possible. Meanwhile, I need to play certain games on increasing his confidence and earning more money so he will have the money to buy new clothes and "accessories" needed.

High of the game:
You get quite a kick when you managed to get the targeted girl into Larry's room, knowing he is going to get laid.

Low of the game:
The girl(s) turned out to be Jewish-who-wouldnt-sleep-with-non-Jewish-males/alien/dun-wanna-get-screwed-virgin/un-female/weird psycho

N.B Not all the girls who follow Larry to his room will get screwed. Sometimes they just want to watch porn or masturbate. Sad.

Most commendable achievement:
Larry managed to screw 1 girl so far. She was a band chick and despite a smokin' body, she was odd. And not in a good way. Sometimes she talked like she was being possessed. But what the hell, Larry scored!

Most painful memory:
A girl, named Koko, who pretended to be a French (when she was actually from North Dakota) followed Larry to his room and offered to give him a blow job. Man, did he enjoyed it! I felt happy for him too =) [at least at that point of time, I did]
After she was done, Larry, being the unselfish lover, wanted to give her a taste of oral sex too. When she took off her pants, scenes of Sweet Lou (a fat, ugly woman) selling weenus (hotdogs) appeared on the screen...... ..... fug
The next scene showed Larry lying on the floor, sobbing profusely.
Poor Larry, my heart goes out to him. But well, at least, he had a blow job. Some people I know can't even get transvestites to blow them.

Most kinky experience:
A really loose girl, Luba, wanted sex in public. So they were about to screw in the school's park when the park attendant, commisar (uniformed attendant), vending machine all appeared at the same time. Despite wanting to continue, Larry felt weird having sex with audience around. So they went back to his room.
He was naked and on top of the girl who was also naked (Yes, you can see the tits) when suddenly, the park attendant barged into the room. Followed by the commisar and the vending machine. To digress a little, I don't understand why a vending machine can walk about on its own and talk. But this is a game, so I guess nothing is impossible. Anyway, all the annoying audience, knowing that Luba will have sex with anybody (and i mean anybody; apparently, the whole school's screwed her except Larry), all started to take off their pants. Looks like they want a piece of the pie (or pussy). Luba was naturally excited being the loose person she is, but Larry was totally freaked out and ..........*sigh* ........ he climbed out of the window.
He was sooooo close. And he totally wasted my efforts. Useless bastard.

Conclusion:
This really is a guy's game actually. I think the many scenes of stark or almost naked chicks will bring about some form of reaction from most guys. For my friends like LX, Poi, Clive, Wen, Roy, Simon, Mata, who are pretty pent-up, I would recommend this game to them. At least instead of porn, you're DIYing in front of a video game and you won't have to hide the disc covers from your mom.