A Night Out with my F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Met up with LX, Poi, Clive and Yang & Winnie on Sat. As usual, we met at Orchard MRT. As usual, I was late. As usual, they made the late-comer pay for dinner. As usual, Poi wants to eat at either BK or Mac. Except that this time, I didn't argue and refused to pay. I paid, altho' i gave a lame excuse on the reason why I was late. (poi: in case u're reading this, it's true that I couldn't find my bra, but I did find it eventually so I didn't go braless that nite).

To digress a little, this gp of f.r.i.e.n.d.s always seem to have a lot of difficulty deciding where to eat. The reasons include:

1) Poi's irritating and constant appeal that we eat at MacDonald's. I believe this is very much due to his deprived childhood of not getting to eat at Mac's until he was perhaps 16 years old. And also because he's a little mentally unsound. And depressed.

2) Yang's inconsistent comments on the places we have suggested. He would say, "anything lor" ... then "eh, expensive leh" ... then followed by "eh, okay lah okay lah". Then he would repeat the whole thing a few more times. Occassionally, he would add in "wah lau wah lau" juz so he would irritate the hell outta ya.

3) All of us, except Poi, are usually clueles as to where to eat.

Back to the subject, there were a few events / conversations that I think are worth mentioning here:

i) Loser Poi experienced a big-toe-cramp while waiting for me. Mind you, he was juz standing there, chatting with the guys. Goes to show wat a loser he is. The most suay things will happen to him.

ii) While queueing at BK, Poi and I were talking and he was talking extremely loudly. His laughter, was even louder. Being the nice person that I am, I couldn't bear to tell him that he was embarrassing the babe (me) that he was standing next to cos the guy behind us kept staring at us while Poi laughed.

iii) In the car on our way to Cosy Bay, we saw a group of Ma*ays dressed in leather jackets and god forbid, trying to act all cool and stylish. After a series of "wah lau ehs!", LX proceeded to mimic a possible conversation that was going on between them.

Guy 1 : oink oink
Guy 2 : oink oink oink oiink oinkk
Guy 1 : oink oink! oink oink, oink oink oink.
Guy 3 : oink oink oink

haha ... it really was very farnie.

iv) We went for dessert after dinner (again). We somehow never failed to get desserts. This group of f.r.i.e.n.d.s always give me a big appetite and makes me pig out whenever we're out together. Although the dessert was nice, it was quite expensive. And as usual, we heard the excessive Kao Bei Kao Bu from LX.

v) Yang made a comment about birds not flying about at night. He said birds are usually asleep at night so you will not kena bird shit while walking under trees at night. It's an incredibly dumb thing to say but he claimed that he was quoting another friend, Peter, who happens to be down under right now and can't defend himself.

vi) On the way home, I asked LX if he had watched porn and had sex at the same time. He got wildly agitated, exclaiming that porn and sex is such a common combination that it was stupid that I even asked. Yeah, I should have known. It's LX.

vii) On the same topic as pt iv, I also asked LX if he had tried recording his make-out sessions on video. Again, he got extremely agitated (and excited) and exclaimed loudly, "I DON'T HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA!!" I promised that we would try to get him on for his next birthday, which is due in 4 months.

Sigh. I love my f.r.i.e.n.d.s