Friday, July 22, 2005

An unpleasant incident happened in my office two days ago.

My intention for this post was to describe the happenings and how unjustified I felt. But I decided not to. I would just pen down the things that I have learnt.

1. No matter how nice a person you are, people will talk behind your back.

This need not necessarily stem from their resentment for you for not sharing information (gossips) on the manager's pay or for not wanting to share your milo. They just like to gossip. And they don't need any facts to stir up their mood for gossip. If they don't talk behind your back, their tongues will rot.

Implication : People who gossip out of distorted truths will eventually get their eyes gorged out and burn in hell.

2. Generally, people who like to gossip, do not enjoy being the subject of discussion themselves.

That is, they can talk behind your back, but you can't talk behind their backs. If you do, they will cry, throw files/phone, or ask their father/mother/husband/dog to come to your workplace and try to frighten you by acting all ah beng/ah lian/gangster/rabies-liked.

Implication : People who gossip out of distorted truths will eventually get their eyes gorged out and burn in hell.

3. Your discussions or messages on MSN chat will be recorded in your hard disk. And they will be a source for gossip.

Ok, so you may already know that but i didn't! So you can imagine my shock when certain private conversations were retrieved from other people's PC (bear in mind your PC's hard disk can be shared when you're all connected by a router) and printed out. As if this is isn't bad enough, the print out was used as a source of false accusation. *pui*

Implication : People who gossip out of distorted truths will eventually get their eyes gorged out and burn in hell.

4. If you have noticeable assets, such as big boobs or large balls or fat ass, you will be a source for gossip.

Need I say more?

Implication : People who gossip out of distorted truths or other people's body parts will eventually get their eyes gorged out and burn in hell.

5. No matter how broad-minded, understanding and cool you are, confrontations with unfair accusations will still make you mad.

I learnt that you must never get mad. Always get even.

Implication : People who accused innocent parties with distorted truths will eventually get their eyes gorged out and burn in hell.

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Aahh ... I feel better now =)

1 Comments:

Blogger Adrenaline said...

no wonder you can still survive till today, given the loser that you are. always living in self-denial ....

3:46 PM  

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