The Big Fuck ... err... I mean FIVE

I got tagged by an irritating purple dino. As I'm afraid of having some long hair weird chick climbing out of my TV set if I don't, I gotta do it ...

1) Sight

I suffer from myopia due to too much reading when I was a kid.

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MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!! Gotcha!!!!!

It was probably due to too sitting within one metre from the television.


2) Hearing

I have a very lousy sense of hearing. And I do automatically filter out things that I do not like to hear, which is also what you call "Selective Hearing". Unlike Barney who alters what he hears to something that makes him feel better about himself, I filter out unpleasant comments totally.

E.g.

"You look fat" = silence

"I think if you stop pigging out, you will stop putting on weight" = silence

Get the picture?


3) Smell

The kind of smells that i like include:

- rain
- a baby's hair
- Mr Boyfriend, when he juz came out of the shower
- Green Ogre's fresh laundry (Ogre's mommy uses a special kind of detergent that produces a sort of fragrance that is, in my opinion, even better than perfume

The kind of smells that turn me on include:

- the perspiration of cute guys who juz came back from a soccer game
- the sweat of cute guys when making out
- the smell of a cute guy


4) Taste

I have a sweet tooth which means that I crave for all things sweet. I like them even better when my favourite sweet stuff is smeared onto someone i like. Allow your imaginations to run wild about what happens after that. *wide grin*


5) Touch

I'm a very touchy person and I tend to touch people to whom I'm speaking to. More so if you're a cute guy =)

And I do like grabbing tight asses, so if you are a cute guy with a tight ass, better stay away from me. Unless you wanna be grabbed of course.