About Counter Strike (wohoo!)
I was going through some of my old emails and came across this particular mail sent by Mr Boyfriend. Even though I have read it umpteen times, I still find it extremely entertaining. It's about his analysis and strategies on playing Counter Strike (CS) among our group of CS pals. Read on ...
p.s. you will understand only if u happen to know who he is talking about or if you play the game itself.
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Attention all terror
This msg is forward only to the brave warriors of the middle east. Tonite, our mission is to ambush the idiots in blue. With strategic planning, the blues would be in a daze. Let do some assessment on their blues below.
Target no 1 - Marvin De Bruce
Nickname : Jumping Monkey
Favourite weapon : Always stealing other people's weapons
Favourite Move : Likes to throw grenades and shoot your head with a hand gun.
Tackle formula : All rush toward him and see how he aim.
Target no. 2 - Adrienne the female killer
Nick name : The Giddy Lady
Favourite weapon : M-16
Favourite Move : She will either come from behind or follow Marvin De Bruce. Throwing of bombs will follow.
Tackle formula : Go into hiding and ambush her.
Target no 3 - Gabriel the Holy Follower
Nick name : General Potato
Favourite weapon : MP5 (be'cos he always dies, so no money to afford better firearms)
Favourite move : Stand like a potato and hope to think that he's harmless. Always appears after every one has died.
Tackle formula : Not required
Target no 4 - Joe Neo Neo (Double spy) Sometimes Counter-T, sometimes just T.
Nick name : Veggie most Hated Enemy
Favourite weapon : Machine gums (chew & chew)
Favourite move : Hero running in front that attracts most fire power. (always first to die)
Tackle formula : Let him keep on running.
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One of the replies to the above analysis:
Waa ... I didn't know nowadays turbans are so well-educated and tactical. No wonder the Americans have so much trouble trying to catch them.hahah ...
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I sure hope I had chosen the right man to marry. Heh.
posted by Adrenaline at 5:35 PM
14 Comments:
why you change ur cs nick adrienne. I miss the old blur blur u in cs. :p
Since when do you need tactics to kill Dookie? Just hunt her down lah.
bigbanana: i juz use a different nick when blogging. hee ... but im still "LoOdY" during CS!
greenie: shut up, bitch. And juz in case u remembered wrongly, it's LoOdY, not Dookie, you stupid twit.
Aiyah, Loody, Dookie, who cares? No one remembers the names of the fallen... Grins.
Heh ho Adrienne,
I resent the posting of my perceived weakness in CS for all & sundry to read online on yr blog!
FYI readers, I'm so much more EXPERT in CS than what is claimed in her said blog! It's nothing more than libellous slander this post!!
I'll sue if you don't retract yr publication, espec since I'm yr fellow loyalist team member!
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!! YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED :D!!!!
Ok ok, I've got to start saving up for your ang pow! Must meet up with you after my finals to get the juicy details, keke....
And oh, I suck at CS. You people can probably knife me or something. Damn.
Loody rocks! She's the ultimate blur terrorist. I remember she doesn't even know where to plant the bomb then.
How times fly, she can plant bomb now. keke
ogre: im likely to score more kills than you now, arrogant swine.
barney: Yes, you got the hint from this post. hee ... and whether u play cs or not, im juz gonna knife u one of these days. eh, when ur exams finish? ur bd coming leh ...
anonymous: I'm guess you are likely to be the General Potato. and i won't retract what i put in here, cos, 1) it's my blog. 2) i wasn't the originator!
haha ... you can try to sit on wh if u want.
bigbanana: i believe i still can't beat you. But bloody shit, i not only can plant bomb, i can throw bombs! hahaha ...
Congrats hor. = D
Hmm.. Sikhs are very clever people. = P
Zhe Bin: Is that so?! hahah ... and maybe that's why so hard to catch ... and thank you.
Wife-to-be of Mr BF, no congrats until I see you. But, tell me how much I should save per day until the BIG-DAY! Jia
anonymous no.2: how much to save a day? heh .... i give you at least one year to save. Even if you save 1 dollar a day, it will be a damn big ang bao for me! hahah ...
Jumping monkey.. yes thats me.. that was my old nick.. now i m just a walking monkey because i cannot jump with all the fats i have after i return from NZ.
Adrienne, for WH, i try to arrange another one soon. haha..
thank you! no wonder you're my favourite guy ... heee =)
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