Monday, August 20, 2007

Horror Movies


I'm sick and tired of those Korean horror movies.

Ever since The Ring, the only ghost that appear in Japanese and Korean horror movies are Sadako-lookalikes. What happened to those good, old pontianaks that fly from trees, or the vampires that can climb on walls like bats??

Anyway, in conjunction with the Lunar Seventh month, I would to talk about horror movies.

Let's start with the scariest horror movie I watched when I was young. And that is, without a doubt, The Exorcist.

Scary girl with white face, long hair and a man's voice were certainly enough to scare the wits out of me then. But it was made a little less scary because my father was telling me about how horrible that movie was and how much it had frightened him when he took my mom to watch (when they were dating). So I was more or less prepared.

Then, there was this scary show named Evil Dead or something like that. Apparently, that story's about some supernatural thing that lurks in the basement. Which constantly reminds me, that I will never get myself a place with a basement. That is, if im moving to one of those countries with big houses and basements.

So I grew up watching horror movies (thanks to mommy who's favourite family activity was going to the movies; so my bro and I had to watch all the movies that our parents watched). And I sort of don't get scared of such movies easily. In fact, I do enjoy them. I get scared while watching (but of course!) but after that, I'll laugh at how silly I was.

There is this one movie, that has frightened me in recent years. That is, Dawn of the Dead. Not sure if this movie's about the supernatural, but flesh eating zombies are my least favourite of the supernaturals. I mean, vampires are pretty cool, you know, except, they can't go sun-tanning. Ghosts are just energy while witches can be pretty cool as well. But zombies just do not fit into the cool category. And zombies that can run faster than I do certainly freak the hell out of me.

The horror movies that I hate most are those stupid Korean or Japanese ones with Sadako's hair and nails. I mean, can the props supervisor or make-up artist do something different? Somehow, in all these Korean movies, someone must wear white (and maybe look bloody), and start crawling on the floor onto a very frightened victim or that white body would start scratching her nails on the floor. They really gotta stop ruining the floor tiles.

Anyway, the reason why I started talking about Korean movies is because I was on my way home from Malaysia (from our company retreat in KL), and we get to watch these movies on the bus, and they were showing this movie titled "Ghost Train". i slept through half the show, but I believed that i didn't miss much. Cos in the end, there was no proper ending and you're sort of left to guess who was the dead and who was still alive.

Some movies that I thought were scary and had every reason to include Silent Hill, Ghost Camp, Tale of Two Sisters and some others. At least the story lines' pretty original.

If I were to write a script, I'd like to write something to do with children playing hide-and-seek and finding themselves being hidden with something (someone) else in the closet, or people at a wedding banquet when half the room suddenly turned into werewolves and start feasting on all others, or the local S-11 coffeeshop that the supernaturals visit after midnight.

What would your scary movie be like?

15 Comments:

Blogger imnothere said...

I need to watch "The Ring", the most terrifying thing is not that Sadako was undead, but that she, was also a "HE".

I thought that psychopath triller such as "Koma" featuring human killers are more terrifying. you will never know when someone just got twisted inside their head. i am chicken at the sight of blood and all.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Green Ogre said...

Me, having supernatural powers to kill ghosts. I can rip their unbloody heads apart, break bones, not have to feel guilty since they don't feel pain and not having to go jail since they're already dead. It's like venting all your frustrations on a dummy, except more satisfying because they react. Hmmm.

Good business idea huh? I wonder if that are any undead out there keen on making some real money.

So, basically it's be a mindless violent movie about me going around terrorising ghosts. i suppose some do-gooder spirit will finally trick "evil me" into falling off a cliff or something.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

If I were to make a horro movie, it would be one with a lot of horny and sibeh good-looking chio bu ghosts who take their turns to seduce me, haha :D....

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha.. #$#@ sian, what kind of horror movie is that??? sibeh-horny story more like it.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i were to make a horror movie, it would be this group of disabled kids on wheelchair, killing all the doctors/nurses one by one in the hospital at night - and no one knows who's the killer!

11:21 PM  
Blogger Green Ogre said...

I like Sibeh Sian's movie. I want to audition for a part. i can even suggest a title! "Hardly Dead."

Heh.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

Tommy + Ogre: Sibeh steady. Now all we need is plenty of female co-stars, otherwise only 3 male leads is not very 'healthy' lah, haha :D....

And I counter propose the title as "HARD-ly Dead" :)

10:16 AM  
Blogger imnothere said...

"Hardly Dead but Deadly Hard?"

How about a movie about a guy and a bunch of sweet young things, who turn out to be guys at the end? I think it is more to your taste SBS ^_^

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, if there are pamela anderson and carmen electra type of co-stars, 3 of us will surely die-sibeh-hard.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Adrenaline said...

imnothere: Sadako is a "HE"? har??!! I didn't know!

ogre: hahah .... but that makes u one of those taoist priest in those old chinese movies ... y dun u be a ghost that kills other ghost? then u can have a scaring contest to see who is scariest ghost.

sian: u remind me of the story in TSGS where there is this "Big-breasted ghost" who kills her victims by suffocating them to death with her boobies.

i thought the one scary movie that will freak the hell outta u is u find a creature creeping into ur room in the middle of the night, and instead of tearing u up, it tore up your "smelly Ling Ling". wahahahahhaha!!!!!

tommy: eh, dun use disabled children lah. very "jek ark" u know?

ogre, sian, tommy & imnothere: eh! what the fuck?! this post is about horror movies and u horny bastards have turned it into porn!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh.. but but...it will be super spooky that the kids just follow you, then suddenly just bite the female co-stars to death!

eh.. if you see them as 'normal', then i think it's perfectly fine for them to act this show. not exploiting them. they are just not-healthy, but perfectly normal.

anyway, that's how i feel. : )

9:54 AM  
Blogger imnothere said...

Refer to Sadako.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamamura_Sadako

Both a HE and a SHE.

Now THAT would scares me. And I actually laughed in "Black Hawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan". Sad huh?

10:26 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

My scary movie would be like Shaun Of The Dead. Scary at times, but mostly funny and ridiculous.

Hey that sounds just like me...

8:58 AM  
Blogger Noah said...

a long time ago, I thought I watched this Korean ghost movie in olden days setting ... the ghost wears a white robe, but has 3 white candles tied to the head. The candles are lit.

10:47 PM  
Blogger yinzhen said...

There's this HK ghost movie which was pretty okay.

Something about a school. kinda forgot the name though.

12:57 PM  

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