Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Being well-endowed ....

The pain that most people wouldn't understand:

1) Spending $$$$$ on bras

Cos u gotta get a good one so that they won't become saggy when they're still in their prime.


2) Getting stared at

Cos big ones are not seen very often.


3) Extra weight when running

It's an excuse to slow jogging, but yeah, it never gets old.


4) Looking fat

Yeah, your assets makes you look bigger than you actually are. Which really sucks.


5) Wearing auntie bras

The stupid nice-looking bras in the stores are only meant for A cups and B cups. They dont cater to anything bigger. So you're stuck with wearing auntie bras if you want the support. It's so freaking unfair.


6) Cannot wear tube tops

Cos these tops really accentuates the already big size.


7) Risk becoming saggy

:_(

Just like Zhebin once said, it's damn sad to be called saggy.

8 Comments:

Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

I understand how you feel. In fact, I have it worse. Mine leaks milk sometimes.

11:49 PM  
Blogger imnothere said...

please excuse me, its winter, but i feel like taking a cold shower all of a sudden.

i think i will go take a "polar bear swim" to calm myself down.

8:28 AM  
Blogger Adrenaline said...

sian: no, u're not supposed to lactate unlesss u're pregnant. i suspect you have breast cancer - terminal stage. Go see a doctor.

imnothere: omg, u know, all along, i thot u're a female. haha! until i see this msg =P

1:43 PM  
Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

CHOY CHOY :P!

2:55 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

... ... 0.0

Thats quite a bit of information there. *cough*

8:13 PM  
Blogger Green Ogre said...

Hahaha, the perils of life start from the seemingly trivial. It's the small things that lead to big pains. Or in your case, the big things leading to small pains. :P

10:26 AM  
Blogger Adrenaline said...

sian: u better go see doc lah. i have attended enough funerals for this yr.

ensui: hahah ... now u know my pain.

ogre: the big things lead to big pains ok. $$ is very big pain.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Noah said...

omg ... Whahaahaha ... I think you got sibeh sian right there.

10:19 PM  

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