Monday, April 30, 2007

Meet your Maker

At any point in life, anyone that I've come across would tell me that the best way to die, or rather the way they prefer to die, is to die in their sleep. Yes, that would, indeed be the most painless way to go. But what if you don't earn enough good kharma points for that to happen?

So if you have to, IF you have to, which way of dying would you choose?

1) Drowning

Either in your own bath tub or in a swimming pool. You'll struggle for a few minutes before you'll lose consciousness.

2) Dying of cancer

It's painful and long, but knowing that you'll gonna die, chances are you'll have enough time to finish your unfulfilled wishes and spend as much time as possible with your loved ones.

3) Freak accident

It would happen so fast that you wouldn't know it's happening. If you die on the spot, it'll be pretty painless I guess.

4) Jumping off your flat

This would classify as suicide, cos otherwise, it would be classed as freak accident. Takes a hell lot of courage though. But you make the choice, and it'll be quick, though, it might be painful for a few seconds before u die.

5) Striked by lightning

Although such things only happen to people who's been evil to their parents or something. Or to people who are very suay, e.g. Sian.

6) Stabbed by a robber

Very painful and dulan. Doubt anyone will choose this method.


hehe .... the things I think of and blog about when i'm bored =p Please bear with me.

9 Comments:

Blogger Sibeh Sian said...

Oh oh oh!!!! I chose lightning even before I read the description about me :D! Muahaha.... I was thinking like maybe I will survive the lightning and then I get lightning powers ala those X-Men, haha :D.... I'll be very useful in BBQ sessions :)

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A heart attack from having the most mind-blowing sex with Angelina Jolie.

Or, not dying at all. : P

11:12 AM  
Blogger Green Ogre said...

I would like to go out in a blaze of glory. Preferably, as the guy who takes out 2 million other idiots before they finally get me in a hail of bullets that shred my body to bloody little pulps of nugget-sized flesh.

I would be immortalised in fiction. :P

Nut considering my luck, I would probably just get a heart attack as soon as I finally discover the ultimate philosophy to explain the metaphysics of existence. And in my head, it would go "Nabei, Nabei, Not now. Fucking hell. NABBBEEEIII...arrggh krrrroak."

And then I'm dead.

Oh yeah, but cannot die. Otherwise Apple will be sad. So I'll become a ghost and flit around tormenting people.

"Boo!" And some other stupid prick dies. I can go fucking up the lives of people I don't like for a very long time.

I don't like your face. I will now cause blood to run from your taps, your milk to turn sour and let you see me in long hair when you look into the mirror. If that doesn't scare you, I'll just grow bored and go away.

Come to think about it, being an evil spirit sounds totally wicked.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My childish-immature preferred way of dying, would be to blast through the pearly gates in a flaming supercar. :D

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I choose to be stabbed.. not my robbery, but by terrorist or counter-terrorist (depending on which side i am on)... and hopefully by someone skillful not like a camper.. as such..

Why i chose to be stabbed in CS? cos i can come back to life again. Who wants to die at this era of advanced technology.. when there's great online information about anything in this world and all the free p*rn u can get...

-very anonymous- *since i talked abt one of my current hobbies online*

3:19 AM  
Blogger nadnut said...

3 or 4. fast and quick.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Adrenaline said...

sian: yeah right. Even if u can survive the ordeal, u'll probably end up in woodbridge ur entire life.

binny: tsk tsk. so young yet so teeko.

ogre: actually, being an evil spirit sounds totally FUN! haha ... i got inspiration for next post liao.

ensui: ah? err ... then u gotta set the car on fire from the outside first. by then, it'll be too hot for u to jump back inside. And in the end, u'll juz stand there alive, watching ur car die. dat's so sad leh.

anonymous: haha ... ok ok, i thot u want to be stabbed in the buttocks. hahah ... i think it will be damn bloody hard to stab u lah. unless u just stand there and let me stab =P

nad: i guess freak accident is easier, eh? jumping off the flat requires so so so much courage (and impulsiveness) that i can't imagine where those people who did it find their courage from. it's fast and quick, but not necessary painless, u know?

5:25 PM  
Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said...

can dun die or not? or best, euthanasia....dun wanna live thru sickness.

11:22 PM  
Blogger nadnut said...

true. but i would rather jump off a flat than drown. drowning just scares the shit out of me. lol.

1:44 AM  

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