Right/Wrong Questions/Answers

Sian posted an entry about the right answers to the wrong questions, but I think he didn't elaborate enough. Well, i'm not surprised, given that brain of his. So being a very good friend, I 'll add on to his pathetic entry with illustrations of the kind of shit you'll be facing with your "wrong" answers.


Difficult Question #01: Am I fat?

While the correct answer is No, I must add that guys must answer this question like it's a reflex (such as blinking your eyes when dust gets in) ==> +5 points

Or another way to score, is to look into her eyes for 1.2 seconds, frown a little and say, "NO. Why would you ever think that?" ==> +10 points.

If you hesitate before you answer, and you answer NO ==> -15 points (becos you hesitated, so it means you're lying)

If you look her up and down before you answer, and you answer NO ==> -5 points (becos you're supposed to know her body so well that you should know whether she is fat or not when she asks you)



Difficult Question #02: That girl is very pretty right?

Note that this question is the same as, "Is your Ex pretty?"

"Nay, not really." ==> no extra points (it is expected of you to answer like this)

"Compared to you? No way." ==> either +10 points (cos she will think that you really feel that she is much more prettier than That Girl) or -10 points (cos she will think that you really feel that girl is really pretty, juz not prettier than her). Well, there are all sorts of risks in life.

*Look at her in a puzzled manner* "What girl??" ==> +30 points. For obvious reasons.


On the other hand, if you say:

"Ok lah." ==> -10 points (cos you think she is pretty but don't wanna admit it)

"Yeah." ==> -105 points (and she will sulk for the rest of the night)

"Are you kidding? She's gorgeous." ==> -800 points (and you need to spend the next one year pacifying her).



Difficult Question #03: If me and your mum fall into the ocean, who will you rescue huh?

Personally, i hate this question and i don't think any self-respecting girl should ever ask your guy that.

"You" ==> +5 points

"You, of course" or "You, without a doubt" ==> +20 points

"My mom" ==> -30 points

"My mom, of course" ==> -150 points


Oh, and just so you know, when such questions are asked, girls expect to be answered in very serious manner cos these are supposed to be serious questions.

If you answer with a laugh saying she must be joking and such, ==> - 80 points (cos you dont take her seriously.)

Yeah, it's tough being a guy. But it's no piece of cake being a woman either. More of that next time.