That friend of mine with a teddy bear
Many of us still have our favourite soft toy or pillow or bolster since young. These cherished items are most usually found on our beds or somewhere within the comfort zone. Such cases are not uncommon.
I was reminded of my friend with the teddy bear, The Psycho, when I was thinking of another friend, Loser, who still keeps a baby pillow since his baby days which he has named "Ling Ling". I don't expect him to come up with anything better since he is a Loser, as per his name.
Anyway, it was the rest of the guys who told me about this. The Psycho, keeps a particular teddy bear on his bed, and accordingly to my sources, there is a torn hole at the bottom of the bear where the vaginal/penis is supposed to be. Just to clarify, the hole didn't come with the bear.
Now, this is very disturbing.
Of course, I wanted more details but all the guys refused to touch the area around the hole to recover any form evidence of abuse performed on the bear, so up till today, we have not given him the benefit of doubt. That is, we choose to believe that he has been using the poor bear as his sexual toy and said bear has been enduring the effects of his charged hormones.
I have heard of blown up dolls that take the form of females for the enjoyment of the less superior gender. I even have a friend who owns one of these (although he claimed that it was a gift and he has not used it before). But tearing a hole in your own teddy bear for such pleasures is simply ........
I can't find the right word for this. Fill in the blank, will you?
10 Comments:
I fill in 'SICK!' for your fill in the blank :)
And goodness! My childhood piloow is cnamed Ling Ling too leh :D! The coincidence is too freaky.
vomit inducing adversity.
disturb
stay away from him!
Grins. I have a baby pillow too!
I'll fill in the blank with "resourceful".
grossly perverted!
sbs: i was thinking of "sick", but seems such a common word.
and where do u think i get the name "ling ling" from? hehe ...
ezer: heh ... very chim.
sunflower: unfortunately, i do play mahjong wif him now and then, so can't really stay away from him.
heh .. as long as he doesn't disturb me, i dont care lah. hehe ...
ogre: yes, i noe u hv that stinko baby pillow. i had the unfortunate chance to smell it before, remember?
hahah ... resourceful is .... a good word. And technically speaking, it's quite appropriate to describe that abt wat he did.
alien73 : i think we have a winner =)
erm... seems like most of the words have been used up liaoz. *thinking hard*
how abt 'something thats between a cockroach and the white thing that comes out the corner of your mouth when you're thirsty'? that line came from the movie 'Con Air', by the way. :p
I think Ling Ling is a beautiful name! I named my pillow a really common and degrading term, but affectionate anyway - 臭臭. I used to have a smaller bolster that I put in between my ankles when I sleep. Hahaha. But have since succumbed to the cruelties of a concerned mother.
I'd fill in the blank with.. innovative? Not many people can do that with their teddy bears you know. I guess that's what the government has been trying to incorporate into the young - creative thinking. Who knows next time there might be soft toy porn for children. What a cool idea.
ensui: that line is very deep. i actually dont quite understand leh. hehe ...
zhebin: i know wat u mean. i used to hv a baby sarong blanket also. but over the years, it has become a few small pieces of blankets.
innovative ah?? i juz realised i shdnt hv posted this entry cos i have juz put another idea into ur head. dont do that to ur brown teddy bear hor.
horny-by-nature.
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