Important Announcement
This message is dedicated to Dark Jedi and Sunflower (and all others) who actually suggested that Me and that-ultimate-loser-who-is-fugly-and-stingy-and-is-painfully-annoying-plus-i-hate-him-that-dodo-ass-sibehsian actually made a fantastic couple or that there is romance between us.
If you guys haven't realised, I get my kicks from insulting him and constantly reminding him what a loser he is. Please don't make such suggestions ever again. I had the opportunity to witness my half digested lunch after I read the comments.
Also, if I had to date anyone anyone from the blogosphere, I would gladly pick anyone else (except Barney, cos i hate purple and dinos), even young little Zhebin at the expense of being misunderstood as a pedophile juz so I won't ever have to date SibehSian.
*pukes again*
Thank you very much.
As a reward for not mentioning this again, here is something for u people:
Source : www.opc.idv.tw/Blog/2004/04/no-more-victorias-secrets-annual
Enjoy your weekend, folks.
23 Comments:
Oh come on, I know deep down inside you do. Heh. I'll even compose poems for you, steady?
"I had the opportunity to witness my half digested lunch after I read the comments."
very graphic description. *grins*
and thats a very nice graphic picture you've posted there. *bigger grins*
sibeh sian: are u trying to woo me? i muz tell u i am not interested in gays. and even if i am, i am only interested in handsome gays.
ensui: heheh ... glad u like it!
*tinks your legs are better looking than that pic of women u posted* :D~~~
any handsome guys pics instead? ^^
Aiyo so serious! Ger dont get so work up....
I know you dont like him.....but he seems to like you a lot.... give him a chance of breaking his .....?
No, A BIG no?
Sian, I have done my best!
mr sibeh sian i have tried my best. so sorry. may i know when the 27th will be officially extended to 28th? i'll mail a virginity cake with 28 candles over. happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to virginity, happy birthday to you!
Sunflower + Dark Jedi: Thank you for the kind intentions, but to be honest, Adrenaline is a guy. I mean, who else will call herself 'Adrenaline'?!?! I am so going to rename myself 'Lactic Acid'.
Adrenaline: Nay nay ni boo boo. Heh.
You got an entry here just to tell people you won't date Sian.
Sian, if I were you, I would have killed myself already. But killing yourself over a "guy" isn't worth it lor. You have a whole forest (read: Nerd) worth living for. Besides, a great poet like you are rare and few. It'd be sad for us all to lose a great talent in modern poetry.
I suggest that you proceed with your composition of poems for Adrenaline.
Keep us in awe. Heh.
And Adrenaline, I am very very flattered. I am going to have a really happy weekend!
= D
xiaomei: i tried to look for it, but most pics are too small compared to the one wif the skinny charbohs. I even had one wif brad pitt stark naked, but hehe ... i decided to keep it for my own enjoyment :P
sunflower: i am worked up becos it is very insulting to pair me wif sian, u noe?? hahaha...
dark jedi: you are too nice. The reason why evil exists is becos there are nice people like u who gets cheated, and people like sian who cheat.
sbs : u can say whatever u want. i know u keep telling pp im a guy cos u want to keep me all for yourself.
and dont be so childish lah :P
zhebin: yes, i needed an entry to clarify and put across my intentions clearly.
i was about to tell u wat a wonderful and hamsen boy u are, until i see ur message on encouraging sian to compose the poems. since u're on his side, i shall not be generous wif my compliments :P
hehe. i hope u did have a good weekend. and i hope u had betted on Germany and Portugal. Hee =)
I am not childish. I am innocent. Nay nay nay nay! Boooooo!
sbs: as far as i know, only childish girls tok like that.
wat does that say abt u?
quoted:"dark jedi: you are too nice. The reason why evil exists is becos there are nice people like u who gets cheated..."
lolx! dun be deceived by my hubby's goodness. =X nice yea but getting cheated..nope. grateful if he doesn't cheat people. =XX but that's why im so in love with him, nice but evil. LOL :D
my cover has been blown! *slaps forehead*
I'm sure I don't have to tell you this, but there's only a thin line between love and hate.
That said, I think you're on the far side of hating Sibeh Sian. And I'd agree with you, you would never date someone like Sibeh Sian.
Or maybe you could date him just to shatter his heart and then kick him around while he's rolling on the ground. I'll help you. I'm suffering right now and I think watching someone else Sibeh Suffering will help me to feel better. You just have to endure a short while and lure him to a dark alley. Then we can hammer him together, after that I buy you prata. On?
I bring the knife and bottle of acid. You bring the kerosene, okay?
Then we smoke finish can throw the cigarette at him. I think that will be quite funny to watch him run Sibeh Fast and scream Sibeh Loud. Then we can laugh and shout after,"Anzhua? Sibeh Song boh?"
Then we make a video and sell to Faces of Death. We both get money and extreme gratification from mindless violence. Then I can quit my dead-end job and go be an archeologist with a gun.
I am overworked.
xiaomei & dark jedi: oei! the two of you very mushy leh! hahaha ... stop spreading your joy on my blog and making other people (e.g. SBS) jealous leh! hahahahah ..... =)
ogre : *laughs* yes yes, you have come up with something real constructive, better than my bitching on my blog.
But this person thinks of me as a male. It could be due to his gay tendencies. Therefore, i think we have a higher chance of success if you seduce him instead. Hey, juz cover the face and shoot the base.
what kind of knife u thinking of? let's get a real blunt one so that it hurts more. and yes, we'll smoke after that and watch him suffer. But not prata lah, me on diet. We'll eat something light.
hehe ... you are indeed over worked.
I am very, very disturbed.
We can use a sharp knife no problem, it'll really hurt when we get to the bones anyway and there's bone enough for you and me to both inflict pain. trust me on this, I didn't learn medical stuff for nothing.
As to the gay issue, I can recommend others. Maybe he can use your dog, which happens to be male.
I understand about the growing fat thingy. How about tou huay after the last of the dying groans have been silenced?
Sibeh Sian- You should not mess around with overworked insanely low paid crazies. We don't have very much to lose.
Adrenaline & Green Ogre
count me in!
LOL at green ogre's comment. hehe ... 算我没有白交你这个朋友.
sunflower: are u sure your stomach wouldn't flip fm the gruesome activity? i shd warn u. The remains at the end of the task is usually disturbing for most people.
Hahahaha! I want to join can?? You guys can leave for supper after that. I'll stay back to have mine. = D
ha ha ha, not sure but dont mind trying!
zhebin & sunflower: steady. count the both of u in liao =D
You all is sibeh sadistic. I warn you youngsters that I have a yellow belt in Tae Kwon Do, so please don't play play with me ah.
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