Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Correlation

Because my friends around me are mainly guys, I get to hear a lot about things they like about women and sex. And I realised the parts of a woman that they like tend to reflect their favourite position on bed.

Boobs

Okay, almost the favourite part of most men. If you're very into boobs, you would prefer missionary position. Just so you can watch and caress the flesh while you're going at it.

Ass

Guys who love grabbing ass would love humping, doggy-styled. Just so you can keep spanking while doing it.

Face

Ah-ha! Being able to watch a woman enjoy her part of the action turns you on a great deal. Visuals are important. So you'd most likely enjoy making out in front of a mirror.

Legs

69. No better way to feel the legs while getting some action.

Okay, I may be wrong but there really seems some truth in this. Heh. Let me know.

7 Comments:

Blogger imnothere said...

i have to disagree, but then again, i have some serious mental problem/obession, so i cant speak for the rest of the male-kind.

i like teeth - slightly crooked canines, big teeth.....this takes me 15 years since i first notice women ("Ma, why is that woman wearing her bum on her chest?" *slap*). i only worked it out last week after reading your previous post. it is illogical, to find someone with big teeth when mine is already huge, its like Sabre-tooth tiger looking to mate with Mammoth - their offspring will be all tusk and teeth.

i think i need help...

6:47 AM  
Blogger Green Ogre said...

Wah! Your friends all very happening.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is that woman wearing her bum on her chest? Hahahaha. You just made my day reading that, really. *wipes tears from my eyes*

And yes you're spot on about most of those Miss Naughty by nature :)

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course lah. these aspects are only like a peacock showing its feathers. you forget full lips too. you can see this in a burlesque show where these things are emphasized. all of this tits n ass hoohah is like sitting in a brand new car. soon the car gets old and if you have no stories with it, the car is not worth keeping.

when you are in a relationship with sibeh sian, he will believe your eyes are the most important thing.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Erm... Er... I have nothing to say because i don't a sex life. *sobs*

12:27 AM  
Blogger Adrenaline said...

imnothere: Yes, you're right. You need help.

ogre: heh! aren't you glad you're one of my friends then?

liquid ecs: that's what i thought! Juz needed confirmation. haha ...

raphael: i want no kind of relationship with sian. it's a spat of bad luck that i got to know him.

ensui: Sure or not???

2:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

adre... can you please update your blog?

4:05 PM  

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